This isn’t about a war
this gave me all the feels omfg don’t fucking cry! ;____;
Chris: i was in LA one time crossing the street at like 3 in the morning and this guy was like “YO THOR! what up bitch, avengers better be good motherfucker!”…and i was like …”uh ok”.
“I remember a shade, living in the shadow of your greatness”
The smiling god from Asgard.
small-town, college au in which tom and chris don’t hit it off at all at first; lots of sneaky, angry makeouts happen; chris and his dropkick band of friends do something stupid/almost get themselves killed; tom worries his butt off and denies it a bunch; and happy endings are had.
cop vs. criminal au || in which tom is the cop and chris is the criminal. sex, violence, murders, car chases, etc (and probably a lot of smashing things against walls and tears of regret as well). maybe they can die by each others’ guns, or have angsty hushed conversations through prison cell bars during a 25 to life. up to you.
small town mechanic au || a stranger’s car breaks down near a tiny desert village. he’s more or less forced to stay at the truck stop for a time as the local mechanic, known to be a bit of a loner, fixes it up for him. an uncharacteristic (on both parts) one-night-stand turns into cheesy, cliché romance. midnight romps in the nearby creek; skinny dipping; sex in the back of chris’ pickup; lots of cheeseburgers; and brushing off the odd glances from the locals. turns out tom’s car was fixed a long time ago. also turns out he doesn’t car in the least when he finds out
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
THIS IS HOW THEY FILMED THE HULK/THOR FIGHT SCENE
that arm jerk…